The Perfect Sport

How did it take me so long to find the sport that seems made just for me? I only just started but let me tell you, golf is quite possibly my perfect sport. Benny and I both like it, so it's another thing we can enjoy together. There is no running involved. You can wear cute capri pants instead of shorts. You practice while standing in one place at the driving range. If you plan an actual game, you can use a CART and could maybe even get someone else to carry your clubs! It's brilliant, I tell you, brilliant!